Monthly Archives: January 2012

Silmarillion 12-13: Kindergarten

Posted on January 18, 2012 by ihrayeep

Aiya, nildor, today we talk about Chapter 13 : Of the Return of the Noldor. Also, a one-sentence summary of Chapter 12: Of Men. Actually, that’s a pretty good summary just by itself. Chapter 12: Oh yeah, also, Men showed … Continue reading →

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Silmarillion 9-11: Kindergarten version

Posted on January 11, 2012 by ihrayeep

Aiya, nildor, for this week’s post we’re covering chapters 9 – 11 of the Silmarillion, subtitled in Kindergartenese as “Feanor can’t hit a bully, so he hits his friends instead.” This is classic pass-the-buck behavior : Bully hits you, you’re … Continue reading →

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Silmarillion 4-8: Kindergarten Version

Posted on January 3, 2012 by ihrayeep

Aiya, nildor, we meet again at long last. Elves have a poor grasp of time, you know, and the many months since my initial post have seemed like mere seconds to me. Or possibly like decades, it’s hard to tell. … Continue reading →

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